Nail varnish nightmare
By Stephanie Sideways
I wish I was clever at painting my nails
But varnish just laughs in my face
I try to paint flawlessly, but doomed to fail
The lacquer won't stay in its place
I start off determined that perfect they'll be
The left hand come close to the mark
I let them dry out so they'll stay all smudge free
And then on the right, I'll embark
This is where 'do it yourself' cannot work
As ambidextrous I am not
It looks like a three year old child's gone berserk
So I end up removing the lot
Even if polish keeps where it is meant
With cuticles sitting unscathed
I guarantee before an hour is spent
Their surface looks dull and engraved!
The science of make up has answered our prayers
With the smudge and chip free makes about
I 'll have to remortgage my house but who cares
I'll flaunt my nails more when I'm out!
Author's Note:
I am putting this on as it was inspired by my first attempt at chatter in here. I though I would try and multitask and paint my nails at the same time, a stupid idea!Comments on "Nail varnish nightmare "
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On Monday, December 31, 2012, dwells
(4288) wrote:
Wait until you get too fat to do your toenails! (HA) - and chat can be like that, cheers!
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On Sunday, December 30, 2012, Markus Darkscribe
(60) wrote:
Very good rhyming . I'll have to take your word about the nail painting thing never tried it. Honest ...:] Bravo on the pen
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On Sunday, December 30, 2012, deathndismay
(93) wrote:
Nice!!! I painted my daughters nails once... She wont let me anymore!!!