Advertising a "Glad" Trash bag

Don't get mad,
Get glad!
What an odd way
To sell a trash bag.

Then again
I'd be terribly mad
If my trash bad ripped
Because i didn't have glad.

But with those bags
You can sling then over your shoulder
With no worries about
Rippage, leaks or madness.

I wonder where those commericials went,
They were so funny.
Now they're just on the side of the box
And the advertisements are no where to be found.

I need to get some trashbags
Because then i'm not able to get mad.
So they'll force me to be glad.
And right now im pissed because

They dont make those commercials anymore.