I Am Happy Today
By mywristshurt
12-22-06
i am happier
than a happy bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
A stupid teenager whose "late".
I am happier than
you.
I am happier because
I won something!
(dont ask, i pulled this outta my ass)
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© 2006 MyNameis_MrsTwinkle
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A former member wrote:
LOL :) this really made me laugh! Good Work...
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A former member wrote:
ha ha very funny..i liked it
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On Saturday, December 23, 2006, Morbid_insanity
(75) wrote:
Hehehe it makes me laugh.
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On Saturday, December 23, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul
(145) wrote:
that second line was the bestest one. and i agree with elisa your ass is very poetic. this made me laugh
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A former member wrote:
i loved the first two lines of this poem i laughed uncontrollably (which isnt a pretty sight) nicely done. ~ red
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On Saturday, December 23, 2006, the dried flower
(67) wrote:
giggle.....i like it
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On Saturday, December 23, 2006, elisa
(1616) wrote:
wow..... your ass is very poetic..... i like;)