I Am Happy Today

By mywristshurt

12-22-06

i am happier
than a happy bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
A stupid teenager whose "late".
I am happier than
you.
I am happier because
I won something!



(dont ask, i pulled this outta my ass)

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© 2006 MyNameis_MrsTwinkle
Published on Saturday, December 23, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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Comments on "I Am Happy Today"

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  • A former member wrote: LOL :) this really made me laugh! Good Work...

  • A former member wrote: ha ha very funny..i liked it

  • Morbid_insanity On Saturday, December 23, 2006, Morbid_insanity (75)By person wrote:

    Hehehe it makes me laugh.

  • Lady Grinning Soul On Saturday, December 23, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul (145)By person wrote:

    that second line was the bestest one. and i agree with elisa your ass is very poetic. this made me laugh

  • A former member wrote: i loved the first two lines of this poem i laughed uncontrollably (which isnt a pretty sight) nicely done. ~ red

  • the dried flower On Saturday, December 23, 2006, the dried flower (67)By person wrote:

    giggle.....i like it

  • elisa On Saturday, December 23, 2006, elisa (1616)By person wrote:

    wow..... your ass is very poetic..... i like;)


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