Pete Dick

By AppleDumpling

Here lies the body
Of poor Pete Dick
Who tried to show off
To a very slick chick
But the train at the crossing
Wasn't so slow
And poor old Pete
Put on a might grim show





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© 2006 AppleDumpling
Published on Sunday, December 10, 2006.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • sixsixnine On Thursday, December 4, 2008, sixsixnine (477)By person wrote:

    that was not funny... yeah right :) i love this one...

  • Rebel tiGer King On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Rebel tiGer King (258)By person wrote:

    awesome :D -symph-

  • Niemand On Saturday, November 3, 2007, Niemand (361)By person wrote:

    He was a dumb Dick wasn't he? LOL! Sweet and simple, love it.-Airi

  • Err0r On Thursday, July 12, 2007, Err0r (365)By person wrote:

    Hahahaha!!!!! :D Fantastic!!!

  • Army Barbie On Friday, May 18, 2007, Army Barbie (324)By person wrote:

    Hahahha...Yesssss!

  • A former member wrote: made me snicker!funny stuff!You are one cool granny!

  • A former member wrote: I can't help but laugh. Reminded me of a nursery rhyme. -Marlena

  • Daughter_Of_The_Moon On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, Daughter_Of_The_Moon (106)By person wrote:

    Simple, hilarious, and lovely. may we get to see much more of your works and talent. It's nice to have you here ^_^ -Heather-

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Monday, January 29, 2007, TropicalSnowstorm (1703)By person wrote:

    That is a funny one! Ciao, T/S Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Oh this is fantastic. If I said that I love it, it would be an understatement! ....-samone Scholar

  • Dancing_Monkey On Friday, January 19, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1246)By person wrote:

    Awsome lymeric. or how you spell it. was funny as hell

  • liquid_emotion On Friday, January 19, 2007, liquid_emotion (323)By person wrote:

    oops!

  • A former member wrote: Oh Wow. I like the flow you had with this. This is what happens when you try to impress away. :-) ][ ][

  • elisa On Monday, January 15, 2007, elisa (1616)By person wrote:

    *smiles*.... i salute his valiant effort....... never say die;)

  • SilentStalker On Thursday, December 28, 2006, SilentStalker (1067)By person wrote:

    ...this is a cute little ditty; I appreciate the scheme and the simplicity... Scholar

  • carlosjackal On Thursday, December 28, 2006, carlosjackal (3011)By person wrote:

    Hehe..this one made me smile :)

  • Alanarchy On Wednesday, December 20, 2006, Alanarchy (1200)By person wrote:

    Beautiful.

  • Aurora_Light On Wednesday, December 20, 2006, Aurora_Light (472)By person wrote:

    grim and funny, a refreshing read indeed, by the way *bows* greetings and welcome to DP ~ Light

  • A former member wrote: excellent lil limerick, with a variation of rhyme pattern, of course, welcome to dp!! :)

  • A former member wrote: i really enjoyed this as well. :) ~ red

  • Lady Grinning Soul On Sunday, December 10, 2006, Lady Grinning Soul (145)By person wrote:

    *giggles* this made me laugh, its cute and i like it. welcome to dp!

  • CharlottesWeb On Sunday, December 10, 2006, CharlottesWeb (511)By person wrote:

    Hehe...I've always loved this one!! Makes me laugh.

  • blue On Sunday, December 10, 2006, blue (1454)By person wrote:

    o.O)) haha! funnyfunny. ~b

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