No End to Limericks

By SilentStalker

                                                          


A girl begged for some cash for the store
Her guy paid her, and she whined for more
But she'd never presume
That last nag was her doom
As he blugeoned the cheap little whore


While I was out walking through town
I saw a bird flutter around
He perched on a wire
Exploded in fire
And burned all the way to the ground


Some kid did a whole bunch of meth
And freaked till he ran out of breath
He then stumbled and tripped
At the edge of a cliff
And fell one hundred feet to his death

 

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© 2006 Darun Ferguson
Published on Thursday, September 14, 2006.     Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"
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  • sIo On Tuesday, December 27, 2016, sIo (926)By person wrote:

    I forget the extent of your fucked up ness

  • A former member wrote: Kind of ironic that the one titled "No End to Limericks" was the end of your Limericks. More Limericks!

  • Ashteroth On Wednesday, January 28, 2009, Ashteroth (192)By person wrote:

    lol, that was a good one indeed.

  • yslehc On Saturday, September 16, 2006, yslehc (334)By person wrote:

    lol. limericks are always great.

  • sIo On Thursday, September 14, 2006, sIo (926)By person wrote:

    um...

  • A poet of madness On Thursday, September 14, 2006, A poet of madness (115)By person wrote:

    This was great. It just added to the uniqueness of my day. I just wonder if I'll remember any of it when I wake up after sleeping. Great job

  • Dissolving Poet On Thursday, September 14, 2006, Dissolving Poet (564)By person wrote:

    HAHAHA, god I love you Stalker! You rock my socks with these limericks, now wheres the stalker poetry! Dammit you have me wanting more~Gothic

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