CONSPIRACY NEWS... The Six-Out you never knew

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Dark poets from every corner of this stinking globe have asked the following question at some time or another:
How is it that Six-Out can write so many poems and still find time to heap shit on mine?

The answer is complex and took a mighty effort of investigative journalism* but this effort has been rewarded with the bowel-splattering truth.

The Six-Out that we all know and love/hate (please circle/cross out/piss on one option) is not actually one person. He is not even two persons.

First, allow me to introduce the man you have met in the chat-box... the man who occasionally dumps a steaming load on your latest and greatest.

Six-Out was born into a moderately wealthy and highly pretentious family as Ferdinand Albertus Georgio Mandrake Alsonso Neocon. His special talent for "wooing" board directors saw Ferdinand's rapid rise through the corporate ranks. Timely investments in the porn and petroleum industries realised Ferdinand's dream of becoming an oil tycoon. At the tender age of twenty-three, everything was as he had planned...

Time wearied Ferdinand. There is, after all, only so much coke you can sniff out of a bimbo's boob-crack before it all starts to taste the same. He needed a new challenge.

Near the end of the 20th century Ferdinand joined DarkPoetry and assumed his current alias. His sole aim was to torment the undernourished minds of struggling poets with bitter sarcasm and occasional offers of gay sex.

The only question remaining is: Where do Six-Out's poems come from? Rich people, after all, are too busy being rich to bother being creative. Just look at Britney Spears.

In Six-Out's case, he has a special farm house where (far from prying eyes) he keeps two thousand illiterate Mexicans chained to typewriters and fed an intravenous drip of opium-laced tequila.

Sporadically, a masterpiece is produce by these sweatshop workers, but mostly they just type bullshit.




It's the latter which gets posted here...


















* - Investigative journalism comprised of going through Six-Out's trash, his porn stash, and his mum's underwear drawer.





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