SCIENCE NEWS... why men like boobs

We've known about it since time began... even before the hair started falling off of them about five million years ago. Men like boobs. Boys like tits. Fags like buttsex. More on that later.

Now scientists have discovered genetic data to back up the man-boob theory. It's called the Y-chromosome and the implications are that whoever has one really badly wants to grope, stroke, squeeze and fondle those sweet succulent boobies until the sticky white stuff squirts into my underpants and makes me want to start doing my own laundry for no reason in particular, thanks mum.

The scientists' "thorns in the (back)side" of this theory are the afore-mentioned butt-jabbing boys who have Y-chromosomes but seem to deny their inherent boob-cravings.

Scientists have postulated that this conundrum is due to external environmental factors such as:
1. Being dropped on their heads as babies
2. Being forced to play with Barbie dolls (tm)
3. Not watching Rambo (tm) as a kid, and instead watching faggy crap like Mary Poppins (tm)
4. Being fed lies like "Hey, girls have rights too, you know..."

Needless to say, we scientists here at Blasphemedia will continue our arduous and time consuming research* into this matter.

























* - Research may or may not involve staring at copious amounts of porn.