By purr_verse


Hello! My name is Ares
I like to think I'm scary
It's fun to bite
I love a fight
I'm big and black and hairy

Just wait until you meet me
No kitchen can defeat me!
What are you cooking?
I'm so good-looking
I know you want to treat me

Okay, it's true - I'm friendly
My purrs are neverendly
I bounce and run
I'm lots of fun
Just...not so comprehendly

So what? I'm such a beauty
Which is my kitty duty
I'm not too smart
But warm of heart
And did I mention I'm a cutie?

I'm not much of a writer
I told you - I'm a fighter
You've heard enough
You know I'm tough
And that I could be brighter

Food! Give me more, more, more
Play! Beware my tooth and claw
What's there to climb?
Thanks for your time
Love Ares, God of War!

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Copyright 2005 purr_verse
Published on Saturday, January 15, 2005.     Filed under: "Graphic Art"
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  • Dancing_Monkey On Sunday, December 16, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1288)By person wrote:

    I laugh every time I read this write.

  • A former member wrote: So sweet!! MIAOW! ;-P

  • flying_fox On Tuesday, January 9, 2007, flying_fox (596)By person wrote:

    Ah I just had to have another look at this one. Made me smile from ear to ear. Fanatabulicious.

  • TaintedButterfly On Thursday, April 6, 2006, TaintedButterfly (675)By person wrote:

    A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E! The poem just set the picture off perfectly! LOL- Julia~ (I had a black cat years ago named Cocoa and more recently another black cat named Angel) ;)

  • A former member wrote: Kick ASS, can my band and I use this in a song? (Just in case, I love it, Think they would)

  • Dancing_Monkey On Monday, November 7, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1288)By person wrote:

    Kick butt !

  • vaultgrl On Wednesday, October 5, 2005, vaultgrl (186)By person wrote:

    ahhhh....the cutest..i mean scariest cat ever!!!!!'s great!!!!

  • A former member wrote: it looks hungry aussie girl louis

  • DarkDruidess On Thursday, May 26, 2005, DarkDruidess (357)By person wrote:

    I saw my own kitten in this and it made me smile...I love this...I only wish I had named my baby a more worthy name than "Trippy"...

  • Nuada On Sunday, February 6, 2005, Nuada (9)By person wrote:

    LOL perfect!!!! i absoloutly adore this one.

  • A former member wrote: "Food! Give me more, more, more" And a thousand more echoes... i think I hear him now!? Too funny; too perfect. But he is a handsome fellow...

  • A former member wrote: you have a gift for finding petry in something with as little of a spark as a cat...i enjoyed

  • birdwell On Saturday, January 29, 2005, birdwell (139)By person wrote:

    ha! very funny :) ~db~

  • Loneal On Sunday, January 23, 2005, Loneal (86)By person wrote:

    Lol! That is too cute! :D Great write! ~L

  • Lotophagi On Saturday, January 22, 2005, Lotophagi (341)By person wrote:

    awww, so lovely, and his eyes are magical..... cats eyes are so remarkable..... :D

  • purr_verse On Monday, January 24, 2005, purr_verse (1038)By person wrote:

    His eyes were actually the reason I chose him from the array of kitties at the RSPCA. :) He didn't display his bitey side that day, heheh.

  • AniDayz On Friday, January 21, 2005, AniDayz (822)By person wrote:

    *hehehee* sooo...c.u.t.e.

  • Liz On Friday, January 21, 2005, Liz (272)By person wrote:

    Tee hee. My boyfriend has a soft spot for cats. I can't wait to show him this.

  • Kali Ma On Thursday, January 20, 2005, Kali Ma (44)By person wrote:

    The poem really makes this picture... I was going to go on, but I got caught by the claws of your words... lol. Made my laugh. ~ Asheai

  • Soulfire On Wednesday, January 19, 2005, Soulfire (94)By person wrote:

    Very should re-post this!!

  • stormtalk On Tuesday, January 18, 2005, stormtalk (735)By person wrote:

    This is awesome and hilarious. The "Neverendly" stanza had all the cuteness of Tigger to it. Ever consider writing children's books? I bet you'd be good at it, as frightening as the thought may be!

  • A former member wrote: me like it, a lotof meaning to it and its funny

  • flying_fox On Monday, January 17, 2005, flying_fox (596)By person wrote:

    This verily rocks. As the beautiful Ares is my feline-nephew, I might also add that he does AMAZINGLY BAD catfarts. I just LOVE this tho Purr. 'Comprehendly' is wonderful. This is thoroughly charming.

  • Invader Lyn On Monday, January 17, 2005, Invader Lyn (50)By person wrote:

    How cute Purr!! I have a black kitty who looks exactly like that, and he seems to be always taking a bite out of me as well. This is so awesome! :P

  • A former member wrote: That is absolutely too, too cute! I have three black cats who think theyre gods. Especially when Im sleeping but theyre hungry. Damn cats. *smile*

  • A former member wrote: hmm...why didn't you name him Hades, then I could rename my little toe-muncher Persephone and send her to you for half the year :)

  • purr_verse On Sunday, January 16, 2005, purr_verse (1038)By person wrote:

    hehehe...well, I do also have a Mephisto... (If I was to rename Ares, I think that Get Off or Stop That would work, though.)

  • Sin On Saturday, January 15, 2005, Sin (1179)By person wrote:

    awww how cute....i love kitties, thanks for sharing ~kristy

  • Sin On Wednesday, March 23, 2005, Sin (1179)By person wrote:

    by the way ....nice thigh ;)

  • A former member wrote: Meow! ~:?)

  • knightmirror On Saturday, January 15, 2005, knightmirror (432)By person wrote:

    *giggles*....great pic....beautiful looking long did it take you to teach him to type...i wanna see a pic of that....-knight

  • purr_verse On Saturday, January 15, 2005, purr_verse (1038)By person wrote:

    7 years and a lot of cat treats. >:) lol.

  • The Crimson Queen On Saturday, January 15, 2005, The Crimson Queen (928)By person wrote:

    hehe...its cute!

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