Lexicon: Empress of the United Prosti-Nations

I am crazy, and if you didnt know that, well now you do,
and knowing is half the battle.
Do you not know that I am severely, and/or crudely,
but not limited to tragically insane?
Do you not know that I am the leader and sole proprietor of the United Prosti- Nation?
Do you not know that I kill toddlers for sport?
You cock suckers had better pick sides, because when the Revolution comes, none will be spared!
You are either on the right side of the devil
(ie. yours truly), or you are in his path
(ie. me shooting you vigorously, furiously and nothing short of heinously in the mouth with my cock.).

So I say this, to all that belong to the unfortunate race of the toddlers:
When the Revolution knocks at your door, make a decision, preferably chosen from below:
1. Flee
a. Unequivocal Submission (most desirable)
17. Stand, and fight.

Viva la Prosti Revolution!

(Note: 17. will result in immediate and/or unyielding bodily harm (ie. rapage following death, but not necessarily in that order.)