Thingz to do at Wal-Mart

By beginning_poet

- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
- Put some M&M's on layaway
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why don't you people leave me alone?"
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"
- Go to the fitting room, yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Walk into the gardening department, clothed in army fatigues and pretend you're in the jungle.

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Copyright 2003 beginning_poet
Published on Saturday, October 18, 2003.     Filed under: "List"
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  • A former member wrote: I was just following interesting links and I stumbled upon this, and this made me laugh. Although, when I was a teenager, I got a basketball and threw it over the shelves in the housewares section, and hauled ass out of there when I heard all of that glass breaking. Thank you for making me smile. Rebs:).

  • A former member wrote: haha a sense of humor, i like it :)

  • Moonflower On Sunday, June 24, 2007, Moonflower (301)By person wrote:

    wow that was pretty darn funny =)

  • beautifulfallenangel On Friday, March 9, 2007, beautifulfallenangel (63)By person wrote:

    hahahaha...........hehehehehe.............. smile.......... why donm't we all just do something random at wal mart.......

  • sixsixnine On Tuesday, November 14, 2006, sixsixnine (477)By person wrote:

    hahahahaha

  • HalfDarkAngel On Wednesday, November 8, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (59)By person wrote:

    i think Muse is right

  • A former member wrote: lol.. that was great

  • A former member wrote: ::WHISPERS:: Pick Me Pick Me!!!

  • Dei On Friday, June 2, 2006, Dei (665)By person wrote:

    wow. . . i've actually done all of these. but instead of army fatigues, i was wearing ninja black.

  • mywristshurt On Monday, April 24, 2006, mywristshurt (408)By person wrote:

    i like it, i love it, i want some more of it.. lol

  • Muse On Thursday, March 16, 2006, Muse (57)By person wrote:

    you really shouldn't copyright things you didn't think up yourself. that'd be oh..plagiarism

  • Grey Lies On Monday, March 13, 2006, Grey Lies (186)By person wrote:

    Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!" ....hahaha i think i did that at Value City..hahahaha

  • AHHH On Monday, March 13, 2006, AHHH (187)By person wrote:

    haha/

  • A former member wrote: &falls over laughing* cute!

  • A former member wrote: Another thing to do at Shit-Mart; Firebomb the shit out of one

  • A former member wrote: So awsome....

  • Nail Bunny On Wednesday, February 15, 2006, Nail Bunny (161)By person wrote:

    this sounds fun

  • vaultgrl On Thursday, February 9, 2006, vaultgrl (185)By person wrote:

    .....LMAO.....everyone in my class just starting looking at me funny but i couldn't help it..that was too funny.....*bookmarks for when i need a laugh in the future*

  • A former member wrote: i remeber when this was all over the internet about a year and a half ago. it was e-mailed to me around 10 times.

  • Possesion On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (137)By person wrote:

    Also, Since Wal-Mart is open ALL THE TIME me and my friends like to go in and do fake shopping sprees (running, shoving thingsi n carts..) and leaving the carts at the exit as we run away laughint hysterically, People give us these Angry looks...

  • Possesion On Saturday, September 17, 2005, Possesion (137)By person wrote:

    Sometimes we even put the crap back, lol .

  • Possesion On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (137)By person wrote:

    Or going in in jogging suits and sweat bands and stuff and headphones and music players and just jog around wal-mart grabbing a new cd or something every once in awhile.

  • Possesion On Saturday, September 10, 2005, Possesion (137)By person wrote:

    i've done sooo many crazy things in wal mart i cant even think of anymore

  • Kinkypoptart On Sunday, May 8, 2005, Kinkypoptart (555)By person wrote:

    You have no idea how many times my friends have sent me this, and i have deleted it... repeatedly. But really, do I really really have to read it in my happy place? ~*~Tart~*~

  • Malice In Wonderland On Thursday, March 31, 2005, Malice In Wonderland (987)By person wrote:

    heh, play basketball in the store,get one of the handicap carts have one person sit in it and see who can knock the most crap off the shelves, run down the toy asle throwing stuff to the otherside...set off EVERYSINGLE babytoy around...yet get the idea Scholar

  • A former member wrote: the sad thing is that I've done most of these, AT WAL-MART! I love that store! My favorite thing to do is ride the bikes around til they threaten to kick you out. Toys R Us locks their bikes up. Scholar

  • sIo On Friday, March 4, 2005, sIo (926)By person wrote:

    lmao this was fucking aweosme. great write.

  • happilydepressed On Thursday, February 17, 2005, happilydepressed (409)By person wrote:

    act like you're mentally handicapped and they'll have someone go around with you and help you get stuff and put it in a cart, and then say thanks and walk off, it's funny

  • Possesion On Saturday, September 17, 2005, Possesion (137)By person wrote:

    That's wrong in so many freaking ways. But ahh.. i do a Wal-Mart walk to embarass my friends, and people rather think i'm disabled.

  • happilydepressed On Thursday, February 17, 2005, happilydepressed (409)By person wrote:

    i've done about 3 of these

  • ardneK On Thursday, February 17, 2005, ardneK (73)By person wrote:

    lol I needed this...thanks lol - >|

  • Green-eyed Raven On Thursday, February 17, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (54)By person wrote:

    Im cracking up... this is hilarious... I love it! *Raven*

  • DarkWolf On Monday, November 8, 2004, DarkWolf (415)By person wrote:

    ROTFL I love to laugh and this gave me tears.. hilarious.. I thank you very much.. -michael

  • murder_in_clubland On Thursday, April 8, 2004, murder_in_clubland (388)By person wrote:

    yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ~slave when me and my sis are i nthe store she always hums the MI theme song ugh.

  • darkangelXlll On Sunday, April 4, 2004, darkangelXlll (108)By person wrote:

    lmfao...wow today im laughin non stop i love this great ideas might try sometime lmfao the mission imposible thingi and pick me great i love it... ha ha ha ::skips off laughin:: ~darlin :)

  • Angelic Darkness On Saturday, March 27, 2004, Angelic Darkness (27)By person wrote:

    Holy shit. . .I started laughing so hard my dog even gave me a weird look (Honestly). I think I need to hit Wally World sometime to day and try a few of these. Lol. Love, ~*~Angi~*~

  • Johny_D_Lewis On Saturday, March 27, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (467)By person wrote:

    I ran across this by accident I am SO glad I did, this is hillarious!!!!! *lmfao* Awesome ideas *evil snicker* I work there I wish someone would do these.

  • A former member wrote: i couldn't get through this without laughing....it made my day even better....now a bunch of people are staring at me though......hehe

  • A former member wrote: Oooo i saw a list like this somewhere, it had tons of hilarious things to do. i'm gonna go jump in a clothes rack.

  • Exodus On Monday, November 17, 2003, Exodus (172)By person wrote:

    Thank you, now i have something useful to do with my weekends.

  • Drifter On Friday, October 24, 2003, Drifter (268)By person wrote:

    My local wal-mart has these big dog cages outside, i like to climb in and whine at people. Good way to pick up chicks LOL!

  • Ophelia On Sunday, October 19, 2003, Ophelia (221)By person wrote:

    *laughing* great,,,,,,,,, O.

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