It's my fault
It's my fault.
I caused global warming.
I made the aggravating child-proof cap on medicine,
and I killed Bambi's mom.
It was me!
I am the one who filled the potato chip bag with all air
and 2 chips. I invented papercuts, long lines and customer service. I gave you the Big Mac when you wanted the salad.
I killed O'll Yeller in cold blood, and I made you late for work...... again! I stubbed your toe, and hit your thumb with the hammer.
I did it!
I GAVE YOU DIARRHEA!!!!!!
I am responsible for every fad and trend in existence!
And if there is any poem you've written that sucked, you didn't write it, I DID!
BLAME IT ON ME!
IT'S MY FAULT!!!