Lickety Split

By midnights voice

Lickety Split



The cat is sitting there licking his balls and

stops suddenly and looks straight at me

like for seconds


"What ?" I can feel him saying

"It can happen !" and he resumes


Then all the boys there

are wishing they could lick their balls

Then they wouldn't have to fool

around with women

It's a good thing their fathers couldn't


Mary comes in with tight short shorts

that shows her clit

and a t-shirt so tight her nipples

stick way out

Mary had big nipples

the kind a baby could find on any dark night

or a horny boyfriend


Tonight Mary had neither

and she was looking for a download

from anyone

An upload would do

She liked to be on top of her game

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Copyright 2017 midnights voice
Published on Tuesday, July 11, 2017.     Filed under: "Graphic Art"
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  • Arwen On Friday, July 14, 2017, Arwen (187)By person wrote:

    sounds like the wild west.

  • midnights voice On Friday, July 14, 2017, midnights voice (971)By person wrote:

    Naw , she would have been wearing cowboy boots . Thank you Wednesday Addams .

  • worm On Thursday, July 13, 2017, worm (1194)By person wrote:

    the sad part of this is how true it rings... MV, thanks for spinning the wheels! ~worm~

  • midnights voice On Thursday, July 13, 2017, midnights voice (971)By person wrote:

    Yes it was real at one time long ago . Thank you worm for reading .

  • Jerry stiles On Wednesday, July 12, 2017, Jerry stiles (251)By person wrote:

    Hahaha,,I see this at home alot,,I got 4 indoor cats,,this was funny,,good write sir,,

  • midnights voice On Wednesday, July 12, 2017, midnights voice (971)By person wrote:

    Thank you Jerry for reading .

  • A former member wrote: Wickedly clever in all of it's down and dirty beauty! I had to chuckle a bit about the cat, but this had some of the best play on words that I have seen in a long time. Pat yourself on the back, dearie. Rebs:).

  • midnights voice On Tuesday, July 11, 2017, midnights voice (971)By person wrote:

    I had fun writing this one . Thank you Rebs for reading .

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