Fight Back Conservatives

By BetaWolfinVA

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Fight Back, Conservatives,

there is an untapped number of Religious Conservatives that you need to court...


The Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints, the and the Apostolic United Brethren. Bring back the biblical form of marriage - Their Votes are available for the low low price of Allowing the Government to Recognize Polygamy.(it hasn't been illegal since 2011, but it is still not recognized. )


You lot just have to live with the fact that sybarites, hippies, and hedonists would benefit as well.


(psst, it might be a good idea to set the national age of consent to marriage at the same time, the FLDS still thinks its the 1890's)

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Sunday, 28 June 2015 08:03
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Copyright Sunday, 28 June 2015 HHMCameron
Published on Sunday, June 28, 2015.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"
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