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Altoids and Gin
By Dejected_Worth
She straddles and braces, in her
.passive-aggressive. BITCH stance
And puffs out her chest...
(Like her B-cups are intimidating)
as she screams insults in Fm7th
"You smell like vodka and mentos"
And it shows what .SHE. knows.
cause, "No baby... altoids and gin"
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Copyright 2013 Dejected_Worth
Published on Sunday, December 8, 2013.
Filed under:
"Poetry"
Author's Note:
And if you're wondering, No. It didnt go well, and she didn't get it...Comments on "Altoids and Gin"
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On Monday, December 9, 2013, dwells
(4285)
wrote:
Judging a book by its cover - big mistake, especially when the screaming starts. But then again, small breasted women are the most ardent lovers - to which I'll attest - cheers DJ!
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On Monday, December 9, 2013, inhisbelly
(39) wrote:
Hahaha. Hey now, I can be pretty damn intimidating with my a cups. :P Really enjoyed this tongue in cheek snippet.
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On Sunday, December 8, 2013, Dejected_Worth
(84) wrote:
I know, right? She threw cheerwine on me
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On Sunday, December 8, 2013, Electric-Chair
(122) wrote:
Too funny
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