SPACKLE MASTER

By angelunderneath

Do you have a crack
That needs to be filled
Well, I know someone
Who can fit that bill


She's sweet and sexy
And oh, so dark
Aimed with her knife
She'll fill your mark


Once she spews
Her gooey white stuff
She'll slide it in your crack
But not too rough


Up and down she'll go
Till you reach perfection
She wont stop
Till your walls are done erectin'


Don't worry though
If you need it done faster
She'll surely speed it up for you
Cause she's the



SPACKLE MASTER!!!!!!!!!









**THIS WAS SOO MUCH FUN!!!! Dedicated to my friend who was at my house last night spackling my bathroom walls. Thanks Cher!**
(P.S. YOU ROCK)

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Copyright 2003 angelunderneath
Published on Friday, August 22, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • Dismalmind On Monday, March 16, 2015, Dismalmind (27)By person wrote:

    That's funny but awesome, well written!

  • A former member wrote: My ass crack could use a spackling. Please help me o' Spacklemaster!

  • Vampira On Tuesday, September 9, 2003, Vampira (177)By person wrote:

    ok Markus I am the spackle master and I will spackle your ass for food or sex!

  • Crystal Passion On Monday, September 1, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    LoL I am so glad I was bored today and started reading random poems. You are UBER!!!! ^_^-Kryz

  • A former member wrote: Ha, I shall not stop at this poem, I shall go on to the next one and read more of your wonderful work...

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