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The Pillage Idiot
By Moodswing
(The end result of mingling the minds of Moodswing and Twisted Vanity)
Everyday the same shit occurs
It boggles the mind and stifles the words
Some brainless oaf with diarrhea of the mouth
Explodes his foamy load haphazardly about
With every smelly word he spews
He rapes me of my moral views
Repeatedly pillaging my sanity
His very being offensive you see
Plundering a hole in my brain
Burning cells like acid rain
Grinding away at my inner peace
Forcing himself like a rabid beast
It seems that society cannot escape
This indulgence of mental rape
No matter how one tries to run from it
You will be attacked by the pillage idiot
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Copyright 2003 Moodswing
Published on Thursday, August 21, 2003.
Filed under:
"Poetry"
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On Thursday, April 8, 2004, Moodswing
(63)
wrote:
*walks about cleaning up the mess from the last episode of "Dark Nights", carefully stepping over the alligator, finding the charred remains of the mighty stalking one she tuckes it in her bag and skips off*
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On Thursday, April 8, 2004, Moodswing
(63) wrote:
since he wont be needing that anymore...*scratches head* mebbee he would like a brand new one...*pulls out the ultramegapleasurevibe 2000 and runs to find SS*
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On Thursday, April 8, 2004, OLd SouL
(734) wrote:
If you find many's bra anywhere, could you please bring that to me :) Thanks.. you're such a doll.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, OLd SouL
(734) wrote:
*flops down on the floor* I can't keep up anymore... burnt member, spongebob boxers, many's bra... alligator peeing.. Marvin Gaye and Queen. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Well, SS was gonna try to seduce me wearing mu unmentionables while playing Marvin Gaye, AFTER he dumbfounded you by doing the booty dance whilst wearning a pair of ratty old granny drawers...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
but then my pet gator, that Six gave me, peed in his bed and bit off half of his who0haa, then I went and accidently burnt the other half off with a magnfying glass, and he got all upset and took off. And I don't think SS wants to play with me anymore.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Sooooooo, OLd darlin', what ya doing tonite? I'll sing you my new song...he lives in a pineapple under the sea..., and don't worry about the gator, he just ate a chicken.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, OLd SouL
(734) wrote:
Hmmm many, I thought maybe something involving you, me.. the alligator... throw in some ice.. a lawn rake.. and some foot powder. *winks* good times
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...rofl...cute sum-up...I'm off to fake like I'm smoking a cigarrette...Last night was ROUGH...jeez...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...oh and how dare you look at my stuff while I was in the bathroom...shame on you! just when I was close to completion of my sacred medetiation...*wipes ear off*
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Hey, I'm nosey what can I say. I got bored. It was either snoop or let my pet gator pee in your bed now; how'd you like them beans?
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...so that's where half of it went...*finishes appliying the bandage*...no more gators in bed...it's already short enough, dammit...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Oh, hey, that's O.K. I got a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass right here!
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...ooohhh...nice...OUCH!!! Watch where you put them damn tweezers! The light through that fucking magnifying glass is burning what I have left of my....FUCK!!! IT'S GONE!!!
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...heh, if that happened to someone more than once, hell, even once, I'd be worried...lol
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
I bet you will, how could you forget a thing like that, its not like it happens every day...or does it?
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
*takes his eaten, burnt member elsewhere*...I'll remember this!
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Ahhhhhh. *Sits back and starts singing the old Queen song*...and another ones gone, and another ones gone, another one bites the dust...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Wellllll, in that case I guess I better givce you back your Powerpuff Girls athletic cup then.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...why you...*btw, look at the earlier cmts*...I have no such thing...that was...not my gym locker...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
What gym locker? I stole it from that My Pretty Pony box under your bed when you were in the bathroom.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...that was Care Bears, dammit...get it straight...*runs off crying*
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Ahhhh, there there Sweetums. If you come back and play some more you can borrow my Malibu Barbie.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...I'm figuring a removable ball gag, handcuffs, and some whip marks on his back...and an all new pull-string that makes him yell 'Yes, Mistress! Please, Mistress! Barbie! your name is Barbie!'...just a thought...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
They didn't have a Ken that I saw, hmmmmm, might have to root around in the kidlets toy box and see what I can come up with.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...wonder what the Ken looks like...
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, manywalks
(750) wrote:
Ya know they had one of those someone had all doctored up on EBay a few months back.
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On Wednesday, April 7, 2004, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...nah, I think Dominatrix Barbie has a nice ring to it...can't seem to find her anywhere...
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