Love Bites: A Zombie Limerick

By xZombie Poptartzx




I once knew this girl named Dread,
who's eyes always looked fairly red.
I could never quite tell,
though she often did smell.
Turns out she was truly Undead.


After covering the dark circles under her eyes,
and using a spray to repel all the flies.
She looked as good as new,
if you ignored the green-ish hue.
So I took her home as a surprise.


My parents found her to be a little bit odd.
When they asked about Family she'd just nod.
Then she let out a few moans,
and ate their flesh from their bones.
I'll admit my plan was hasty and flawed.

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So maybe I'm just a little insane.
She's now dowstairs tied to a chain.
She's only tried to bite me twice,
and I must admit it's kinda nice...
Having someone want me for my brain.
 

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Published on Monday, June 10, 2013.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

Just a little thing i threw together this morning when I was bored :p
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  • A former member wrote: This is the second thing I read on here and its what made me become a member so be proud of that

  • A former member wrote: Ahahah I like this :D

  • A former member wrote: very clever and entertaining. and I love zombies. well done :)

  • A former member wrote: Aha quite amusing indeed, really liked that first stanza, started the whole thing off wonderfully. Some of the best and original writes come out when a person is bored.

  • A former member wrote: Quite an enjoyable read. Especially with the punchline ending. Well done.

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Thursday, August 8, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Thanks :) glad you enjoyed it

  • Despair On Thursday, August 1, 2013, Despair (31)By person wrote:

    I absolutely love the morbid humor of this work, thank you for writing this.

  • A former member wrote: I love this! Humorous as hell! Lol, I love that she kept the zombie even though it ate her parents! Guess that's what you do when someone only wants you for your brain! (=

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Wednesday, July 31, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Haha thanks :)

  • Kristoff On Friday, June 21, 2013, Kristoff (37)By person wrote:

    Pretty awesome, girl! Haha, this made me laugh soooo hard!!!

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Sunday, July 21, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Great! Thats what I hoped it'd make people do :D xoxo

  • A former member wrote: Funny and the last line is very witty. :)

  • andhaka On Wednesday, June 19, 2013, andhaka (168)By person wrote:

    I love this! Fun, easy flowing and a great rhyme scheme haha great piece. : D

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Thursday, August 8, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Thanks ^.^

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Wednesday, June 19, 2013, TropicalSnowstorm (1703)By person wrote:

    That was fun - love the last line! :) Ciao, T/S Scholar

  • Alchemist On Friday, June 14, 2013, Alchemist (688)By person wrote:

    Yes that is nice to be wanted for your brains instead of your body but such is the curse of sexy beasts like you and I. This gave me a good laugh.

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Sunday, July 21, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    haha sexy beasts as you and i huh? love it! thanks you ♥ xoxo

  • Killerdemonchick On Thursday, June 13, 2013, Killerdemonchick (54)By person wrote:

    I love this! How can people come up with something like this. It is amazing. I love it

  • WarTorn On Thursday, June 13, 2013, WarTorn (40)By person wrote:

    good fucking god what a brilliant little write! bravo!!!

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Friday, June 14, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Awe thank you heh ^.^

  • blue angel On Tuesday, June 11, 2013, blue angel (877)By person wrote:

    Far out !!! I love this.. being a zombie fan too !! This rocks, xZombie girl* ~^_^~ xoxo

  • haunted On Monday, June 10, 2013, haunted (851)By person wrote:

    lmfao, this is so cool! your such a hottie and I can see why your body could be way more important than your brain. but you have a beautiful brain and im sure its about fucking time someone saw your intelligence and not your tits! this is just genious zombie! awesome!

  • xZombie Poptartzx On Tuesday, June 11, 2013, xZombie Poptartzx (334)By person wrote:

    Awe thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was just bored thinking about Zombies(as i often do) and thought why not a random limerick haha xoxo

  • dwells On Monday, June 10, 2013, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    Women always want to be loved for their beautiful minds, especially when it is housed in such lovely appointments! This was comedic and perfect for the DP gang, kudos!

  • Star On Monday, June 10, 2013, Star (920)By person wrote:

    it is nice to have someone who wants you for your brain and not your looks.. a very entertaining read, though :)

  • A former member wrote: Haha this is rather entertaining. I love zombies! Well done

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