Plastic Companion

By Malcholm Dark

Purchased at Play-Mart, let the lovin' start
And never will we ever be apart.

Red lips on her smile, lay here for awhile
My plastic lover, how I love your style.

Cellulosic blue eyes, she never cries
And just like magic, my loneliness dies.

Long legs so lovely, now come and love me
I'll have her below or here above me.

She is my savior, sweet Teflon flavor
Filled with inappropriate behavior.

Polymer baby, lustful and shady
Tonight she will be my leading lady.

Waterbed patch kit, in case of a split
Fixed, before all the air runs out of it.

She's light as a kite, elastic delight
She will always remain young and tight.

Her mylar blonde locks and deep rubber box
Will curl my toes up inside of my socks.

Tingles so spinal, cum hard and final
She's nothing now but hot air and vinyl.
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Ol' "what's her name"
My plastic companion.


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Copyright 2012 Malcholm Dark
Published on Saturday, November 10, 2012.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

even in plastic the F-5 rules can apply... find'em, fondle'em, finger'em, fuck'em and forget'em...
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  • dwells On Sunday, November 25, 2012, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    We used to call that the 4-F club (you added one more) - my condolences to your deflated friend, next time don't bite so hard! Cheers!

  • FadedBlues On Monday, November 12, 2012, FadedBlues (2172)By person wrote:

    ...the return of the plastic fantastic lover: never any back talk...

  • Slingnasty On Saturday, November 10, 2012, Slingnasty (138)By person wrote:

    Thanks for the laughs! Great timing maybe her name should be Lisa Lubis or Claudia Catchum!

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