Where is Batman when you need him?

Attention audience!!

And, welcome to the show.
Before we get this started,
There’s something you should know.  


In case you didn’t notice I’m not in this!
What a shame.
But when all this is over,
You’ll know just who to blame.  


A sharp sadistic stare,
As I walk up and down these isles.
Now, don’t mistake me for unhappy.
Can’t you see this plastered smile?  


Wait.. what’s that?
You’re running for the door.
Ha ha ha ha!
"Janitor!! Clean up, isle four!"  

Silly people…
What point is there to run?
Could have killed you in my sleep,
I wore this riot gear for fun.  






Wait a minute…
Lady,
                                  Why’d you bring a BABY?
*bang, bang* Ha ha.
                                                         … that’s just bad parenting!  



Come on everyone, why so serious?
This could have been worse.
After all, I am the joker.
My ideas get pretty diverse.  


Oh no, you caught me…
Better brush up on my aim.
“Oh please officer, lock me up”,
So I can finish my fun-filled game.  


Well, I must be going all,
This was really quite a blast.
Next time they make a sequel,
They should probably…

re-think the cast.