Crats

By A Dispelled Truth

What is a crat?
Maybe a fish and a cat?
Or a cat in a hat?
No.  It's a rat and a cat.

A rat and a cat.
To play with and pat.
Not a bad bat.
It's as simple as that.

A cat may be fat.
Be they'll always chase rats.
So what makes a crat?
Ask my friend Chat.

See Chat chats with rats.
He also chats with cats.
He sat on his mat.
And studied his crat.

He says "so this is a crat
One rat and one cat.
Where their skin forms rolls of fat
That's where they're connected at.

But how do they get like that?
Hell if I know."

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Copyright 2012 A Dispelled Truth
Published on Friday, April 27, 2012.     Filed under: "Fiction" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

Read it carefully so you don't mix up the cats, chats, and rats.
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  • Devilish On Friday, April 27, 2012, Devilish (2658)By person wrote:

    lmao. sweeeet. music to my ears. hello there again.. Scholar

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