Caught Me With My Pants Down

By Malcholm Dark

Here is an indecent peek at a form of Japanese poetry
Called Senryu.  17 syllables or less and is concerned
with human nature, often humorous or satiric.  Enjoy!




Caught me with my pants down
Hands 'round the cookie jar
Popping off the top.


Caught me with my pants down
A Hershey stained highway
Looking back at you.


Caught me with my pants down
Indecent exposure
Police and handcuffs.


Caught me with my pants down
Large haunting white ass
And Casper hanging down.


Caught me with my pants down
Something has popped up
Groundhog Day has arrived.


Caught me with my pants down
Pissing up a storm
Don't eat the yellow snow.


Caught me with my pants down
Stick away your nonsense
Where the sun don't shine.


Caught me with my pants down
A monkey off his leash
Spank-you very much.


Caught me with my pants down
A sight for sore eyes
Looking glass needed please.


Caught me with my pants down
Please salute the flag pole
Waving in the wind.



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Copyright 2012 Malcholm Dark
Published on Thursday, April 5, 2012.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

I used all the metaphors I could think of at the time... If I missed any write them down in your comments and I'll add them later
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  • DarkDruidess On Friday, April 6, 2012, DarkDruidess (326)By person wrote:

    ummm it looks like you covered them all from my point of view...lol.

  • dwells On Thursday, April 5, 2012, dwells (4288)By person wrote:

    Vintage Malcholm and I believe this pretty much covers the entire spectrum, cheers!

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