I find it uncomfortable that therapist is spelled "the rapist"
By terris crimson
oh hello Mr. therapist,
I've written poems of you before,
oh
me writing about my dreams of killing you,
don't take it personal
I do that about almost everyone,
oh that's bad,
who would have
guessed,
why do I hate you,
how much do I hate thee,
let
me count the ways,
one you look at me with those creeper beady eyes
of yours,
they resemble a rat's slightly,
you kind of look like
you could be a pedophile,
that makes our meetings akward,
second
you try to pick my brain,
if I truly let you in,
you would piss
yourself,
third you try to make me conform to a "good citizen",
sorry I'm not exactly communist material sorry,
fourth your hands
are clammy and sweaty,
so when I shake it,
I fight the urge to
puke on you,
fifth you always give me the I'm crazy look,
I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
I am psychotic there is a difference you fucking douche munch,
and
finally,
it just makes me uncomfortable that the word therapist is
simply "the rapist" put together,
it makes it seem more like you
are the odd duck,
you come into work acting like you are normal,
I believe normalicy is simply a cover,
to hide how truly fucked
up we all are,
my my, you seem a bit nervous there doc,
I haven't
killed you,
or even tried to threaten you,
why you look as if
you've seen a ghost,
you act as if I can see right through you,
oh that's it isn't it,
your scared that I know your dark secret,
well guess what I do,
aww doc why'd you have to do that I was only
kidding,
oh receptionist you'll need an ambulence,
my therapist
just jumped out of the eighth story window.
Author's Note:
hope you like it.Comments on "I find it uncomfortable that therapist is spelled "the rapist""
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A former member wrote:
This was unbelievable...I mean it, I agree with everything you said. They always look at you like your crazy when clearly they are just hiding how fucked up they are.
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A former member wrote:
Awesome...this left me speechless! Loved it!
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A former member wrote:
nice hun. keep it up, told u people enjoy ur writing.
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A former member wrote:
Very nice! I enjoyed every bit.
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On Saturday, November 12, 2011, Devilish
(2658) wrote:
Have I told you lately how much I love you... This here gave me chills... You said if you let him in he would piss his self!! That there says it all.... Awsome girl!
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On Monday, November 14, 2011, terris crimson
(169) wrote:
lol, thanks dev, love ya to girl. ^^
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A former member wrote:
funny as hell made me laugh and nice title and i agree with the line "creeper beady eyes"
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A former member wrote:
I just laughed my ass off!! thankyou great write
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On Saturday, November 12, 2011, Alchemist
(688) wrote:
I love the title