Irrefutable Evidence of a Subversive Mind

There was a daze for a few days where all I could see was rain...


I swear I just heard the cops outside my house...maybe they want to arrest me for how much fucking mayonase I just tried to put on this sandwich...maybe not...


I swear I was just turning into an orange...maybe wingéd seraphs want to harvest me for juice...maybe not...


I swear I just saw Cheswick drive past me as I waited for a light...maybe Jack hooked him up with that Mazda...maybe not...


I swear Mars is under attack...maybe Nixon wants to take a few steps back...maybe not...