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The Merry King Goes Green
By Malcholm Dark
There
is a king, a king is he
The merry king of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Long live the King of ARhondaha.
There grows a bush, a sea
green bush
The sacred bush of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
Behold
the bush of ARhondaha.
The bush has buds, giant red buds
Sweet sticky buds of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
God bless the fields
of ARhondaha.
Enter the sheriff...
I know this green, I know this king
Known is the green of
ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The sheriff checks out ARhondaha.
The king rides off, he takes his leave
Gone is the king from ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The law moves in on ARhondaha.
He takes the green,
all of the green
Gone are the buds of ARhondaha
Aha-Aha
The merry king laughs, "ha-ha ha-ha."
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...because the sheriff is the
king's main distributor
throughout the entire kingdom and outlying
provinces.
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It's good to be the king!
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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Author's Note:
It was HIGH TIME i TWISTED a little something for you to stick into your PIPE...Comments on "The Merry King Goes Green"
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A former member wrote:
Wow... You are genius having unexpected and hilarious twists. Love it.
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A former member wrote:
Aha...so that was the story of the king who went green:) they should include this one in the english classes.:)write on:)
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A former member wrote:
Dude, this kicks ass! You're great, man...you make my day often.
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On Wednesday, May 11, 2011, lupus tenebrae
(872)
wrote:
Unfortunately for the king, his coronation was a drug induced hallucination haha. I can only imagine that this kingdom resembles the Land of Oz, complete with flying monkeys. Another ingenious comedic piece, thanks.
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