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Zoo Keeper Needed
By Malcholm Dark
Ear
shattering screams
Daddy's damaged ears.
Girls in their pre-teens
Faces drenched in tears.
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They need a zoo keeper
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Damn
you, Justin Bieber!!!
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Copyright 2011 Malcholm Dark
Author's Note:
my apologies to all the closet Bieber fans...Comments on "Zoo Keeper Needed"
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On Tuesday, November 12, 2013, PoetessDarkly
(700)
wrote:
I use to take care of a little girl two that love his crap, thankfully she has grown-up a bit lol great write!
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On Wednesday, February 22, 2012, 10 Forty Three
(593) wrote:
I tip my hat to you, sir.
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A former member wrote:
I burst out laughing when i read justin beiber name:)well he do look like monkey in a hat! Thanks for sharing:)
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A former member wrote:
You know, I hear about this guy a lot. Don't know much about 'im. Don't want to. (*****sticks head back in sand*****) Funny write!
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On Thursday, March 31, 2011, lupus tenebrae
(872) wrote:
Haha I don't think anyone would want to be that zoo keeper, at least without a cattle prod. I've seen mosh pits less dangerous than the crowd Bieber rounds up. It's one of those things that's funny, because it's true. Write on my friend.
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