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Slaughtering 'Round the Christmas Tree.
By TheProphetUntold
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Slaughtering 'round the evergreen,
as the Christmas party halts.
Entrails are hung where you can see,
Ev'ry heart still tries to pound.
Slaughtering 'round the evergreen,
it's a fucking butchery.
Heathens are dancing merrily,
in the same old fashioned way.
You will get a suicidal feeling,
when you hear...
Children screaming "I WANT MOMMY!"
Run them down an' bind them thricely!
Slaughtering 'round the evergreen,
let the Christian Spirit ring.
Later we'll rape some altar boys
and we'll do some conquering.
You will get a suicidal feeling,
when you hear...
Children screaming:"NO! NOT MOMMY!"
Cut them down and burn them thricely!
Slaughtering 'round the evergreen,
It's fucking judgement day.
Heathens are dancing merrily,
in the same old fashioned way.
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Copyright 2010 TheProphetUntold
Author's Note:
Cue the stringed synth, double bass and tremelo guitars.Comments on "Slaughtering 'Round the Christmas Tree."
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On Friday, December 7, 2018, sTr8-jAcKeT
(735)
wrote:
I'm glad this piece is rated-G. Gruesomely festive, thanks for this music, Gj.
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A former member wrote:
Ha! Fucking brilliant! I will be replacing the original with this work of art this year.
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On Wednesday, November 13, 2013, Oliver Twisted
(55) wrote:
hahaha!!! that's a good one! Are we singing christmas songs now?! We haven't even gotten to the turkey yet!
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On Wednesday, November 13, 2013, TheProphetUntold
(167) wrote:
Preemptive strike.
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On Saturday, December 24, 2011, Devilish
(2658) wrote:
Lol. I love it! Thank you for sharing this with me today... Made my day believe it or not!!
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A former member wrote:
'You will get a suicidal feeling, when you hear children screaming'
I don't even have to hear them to feel their pain...The thought alone makes me depressed. It's a good poem and even though i like Christmas, I would probably read this on Halloween...
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A former member wrote:
now i cant wait to sing this on Christmas day become a new classical song :D
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On Saturday, December 4, 2010, SilentStalker
(1066) wrote:
...very awesomely done, dude...if someone has to hear the song while reading this, there's something wrong with them; it reads damn near perfectly...
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On Thursday, December 2, 2010, lupus tenebrae
(872) wrote:
Tis the season for a slaughter, *bows*
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A former member wrote:
haha! there ya go, now that's a decent parody. haha.... you may get that feeling... tis the season ... for ghosts..... lets make a few more. haha. nice.
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A former member wrote:
you have no idea how absolutely in love i am with this. amazing work!
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