Santa's Slay Bells

By Malcholm Dark

There is a man, a deadly man
Who lives on a polar cap they say.
And once a year, yes every year
He comes to town so he can slay.

He dwells within a castle of ice
This cannibal who isn't so nice.
His sleigh is packed with an axe and knife
He will come for you and take your life...

When Santa rings his slay bells
A ring, ring, ring
A ching, ching, ching
The coroner's coming you had better take care.
When Santa rings his slay bells
A ring, ring, ring
A ching, ching, ching
Is that little Billy lying dead over there?

Eight winged demons, Hell spawn demons
Pull his sleigh across blackened skies.
Every year when December's here
He fools us with his Christmas guise.

Into your house, he will get inside
Wack, wack, wack let's go for a ride.
A ring, ring, ring--a ching, ching, ching
This Christmas carol we shall sing...

When Santa rings his slay bells
A ring, ring, ring
A ching, ching, ching
Try to escape before the horror rings true.
When Santa rings his slay bells
A ring, ring, ring
A ching, ching, ching
For on New Years Day he will be cooking you.

Over the train tracks and through the suburb
to little Billy's house he goes;
Santa's hunger inside for homicide
and a rump roast with pickled toes.

Under the radar and above the trees
with one hellish ho, ho, ho;
If you see his sleigh get out of the way
or you'll be the next to go.

Date line: Any city USA. December 24th, 11pm.
Airport control tower personnel reported seeing
a low flying, slow moving object.  An airport
spokesman was quoted saying; "Merry Christmas,
Santa is coming!  Ho, ho, ho."

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Copyright 2010 Malcholm Dark
Published on Friday, November 12, 2010.     Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"

Author's Note:

my Xmas carol to all the DP members... happy hollidays... someone once told me that Santa takes away from the true meaning of Xmas, the birth and celebration of Jesus Christ... Well, if you change around the letters in Santa, you have Satan!!!...
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  • thecitymorgue On Friday, November 25, 2011, thecitymorgue (44)By person wrote:

    That's some freaky Santa. I liked this poem. Got me in the Holiday spirit.

  • A former member wrote: haha.... awesome man.... fun read, impeccable structure, great wit here man.... very clever and a real treat off the tree..... *bows* hope the season is kind to ya!

  • charliebrown On Saturday, November 13, 2010, charliebrown (26)By person wrote:

    I guess it is coal in your stocking this year.Good holiday read.

  • alex herewane On Saturday, November 13, 2010, alex herewane (180)By person wrote:

    Puffy skin, white bearded motherr fucker never once gave me what I asked for. I'm glad some one outted him for the fraud he is. great write!

  • lupus tenebrae On Friday, November 12, 2010, lupus tenebrae (1028)By person wrote:

    Reminds me of a movie I saw, and Goldberg plays the killer Santa lol. Another excellent piece, it gets me in the holiday spirit. Scholar

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