My Milkshake Brings All the Boys...

By Dreaming in Stanzas

My milkshake brings all the boy to the yard
And they're like:
"Can it get any creamier?"
and I'm like:
"Yeah, you just gotta shake it harder"

And I'm thick
So turn me upside down and I won't fall out
But not TOO thick...
You can still suck me out with a straw

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Copyright 2010 SexualDeviant_
Published on Tuesday, May 25, 2010.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: Yum!!! Nice job lovely!

  • haunted On Saturday, February 11, 2012, haunted (851)By person wrote:

    hmm, i think you would be better as thick as ice cream because then you could be savored and last a hell of alot longer. melting in the mouth like on a hot summer day, then you could be swallowed like a milkshake after youve been melted in the mouth! see how much longer you lasted! excellent poem and were both perverts so its nice to meet another pervert! awesome.

  • FadedBlues On Tuesday, February 7, 2012, FadedBlues (2172)By person wrote:

    ...you & your poems are aptly named...these are sexually outrageous yet almost innocent...

  • Alchemist On Friday, November 18, 2011, Alchemist (688)By person wrote:

    You are the first erotica poet thats got me fired up. I want to taste that milkshake sexy.

  • A former member wrote: haha... love the innuendo.... I like to shake my milkshake upside down yep.... fun read, well played... and creamy too!


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