Dump On You

You do up my laundry and you cook my food
I scream in your face when I'm in the mood.
You wash my truck then wax it up good
I want, you give like all women should.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
so I drive the truck and you ride the bus.
--You take an occasional lump or two
'cause I like it best...           
                  when I dump on you!


You are my honeydew: honey do this, honey do that
So just keep yourself nice and lose some more fat.
You hand wash the toilets and polish the floor
You are one lucky lady who needs nothing more.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
so I drive the truck and you ride the bus.
--You take an occasional lump or two
'cause I like it best...
                  when I dump on you!  


The dog gets enraged when you walk by the gate
So I'll drive to work, at the bus stop you wait.
I spend our money on me when we get paid
It's so nice to have a free live in maid.
--You are my whole life when I think of us
I do as I please without any such fuss.
--You take my back-hand and left-hook too
'cause you are the best...
                       when I dump on you!  


Now my body is aching--I am laid up in bed
I haven't seen a doctor, but soon I'll be dead.
And the insurance will make you fairly rich 
You poisoned me dear, you sick twisted witch!
--Was I your whole life when you thought of us?
Now you drive the truck, I can't make a fuss.
--A slow feed of arsenic and soon you'll be free
after me dumping on you...                     
                        you've dumped back on me!