Alice in Wonder-bras

By CjPsychotic

If only a comb-over could protect
the bald knobs of your bed posts
from the sun burn of your 13 watt.

Maybe instead, I'm the Sun
of a bitch
with the glow like an eels erection.

Alice in Wonder-bras....
I can't flip her tits like pancakes, but
at least they taste better with natures syrup.
So cum join me in my sunroom and
we'll plug ourselves in the corner,
where the sun doesn't shine.

Her pitty-coat reminds me of a story;
One where a rabbit travels so deep
into his favortie hole,
Only to shed a few white hairs at the
end of the tunnel.

Make me hop like a bunny.

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© 2009 CjPsychotic
Published on Tuesday, April 21, 2009.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: "If only a comb-over could protect the bald knobs of your bed posts from the sun burn of your 13 watt" still lovin this cleverly coated sex driven piece of in.sanity..boing..boing...boing....

  • mysticventures On Monday, April 27, 2009, mysticventures (538)By person wrote:

    ya know - hard to give a good comment without sounding like a horney bitch - oh fuck it - sweet ass write (no pun intended) or was it?

  • A former member wrote: *facepalm*

  • A former member wrote: ...

  • CjPsychotic On Tuesday, April 21, 2009, CjPsychotic (30)By person wrote:

    That's not really much of a comment now is it miss.

  • A former member wrote: No, sir. It isn't... but I wasn't quite sure how to respond. I did like it though.. it left me rather speechless. Such was the point of the '...' Many apologies for not coming back and elaborating on that.

  • alaskanamber On Tuesday, April 21, 2009, alaskanamber (64)By person wrote:

    A new, hornier concept on the rabbit hole lol. "Make me hop like a bunny". The perfect finish.

  • A former member wrote: oh fuck yes! provocative imagery like "the glow like an eels erection" always wraps itself snugly around my mind like a pearl necklace ;) I love this hot and bothered tumble down the ol' rabbit hole....we're all mad here, aren't we?

  • Lylani On Tuesday, April 21, 2009, Lylani (116)By person wrote:

    Fantastic - definitely bought a a sneaky grin to my face

  • A former member wrote: wow, this is so out there,i absoulutely love it, especially the innuendo

  • A former member wrote: lol. this is awesome! Love it. A+. It seems so simple yet is so fantastic, keep up the good work.

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