A baby (Longer version)

By Lawless Fighter

A baby, a baby,
Lying in its crib.
Such a pretty baby,
Strung up by his bib.
Silly little baby,
Playing with the cat.
Precious little baby,
Hit it with a bat.
Tiny, funny baby,
Playing with a ball.
Laughing little baby,
Nail it to the wall.
Stinky little baby,
Such a wicked stench.
Yucky little baby,
Beat it with a wrench.
Jumping little baby,
Chewing on a star.
Fleshy little baby,
Pop it with a car.
Bouncy little baby,
Drop it on its head.
Stupid ugly baby,
Making sure its dead.
Rolly-polly baby,
Drowning in a crick.
Screaming little baby,
Poke it with a stick.
Puffy little baby,
Laying on the shore.
Now I'm out of babies,
I guess I'll make some more

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© 2008 Lawless Fighter
Published on Thursday, February 21, 2008.     Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"
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  • denver nitze On Friday, February 22, 2008, denver nitze (256)By person wrote:

    down with babies. aren't they just so cute you want to puke? creative and bold. nice write.

  • Dommi On Friday, February 22, 2008, Dommi (96)By person wrote:

    this was awesome.. cannot stop laughing XD

  • Lawless Fighter On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Lawless Fighter (37)By person wrote:

    Thank you all for sound appreciation for insanity. . .it is so strongly discouraged elsewhere i would hope some would find peace with it somewhere

  • Liz On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Liz (267)By person wrote:

    I loved the first version - thanks for more.

  • A former member wrote: Hahhaa. Triumphant!... I was never here.

  • Echoes of Orpheus On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (359)By person wrote:

    hahaha this was pure evil. And yet hilarious at the same time. Nice work Lawless *salutes*

  • Lawless Fighter On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Lawless Fighter (37)By person wrote:

    Thank you very much for the commendments. . I will certainly pass them along to the voices in my head. . .This was written while i was waiting for my AP English class to finish their ungodly tests. . .this and my rage poem against my ex >_< heh

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