Random Facts About TheBardOfBlasphemy

Just for fun, a little information supplied by TheBardOfBlasphemy.
Leftwing Commie or Rightwing Nutjob?Left... left... left, right, left...
Carrier of flower or carrier of seeds?Smoke the first and plant the second. Then repeat from step one
Ancient as the bedrock or just starting to rock?You're only as old as the boobs you feel.
What's your sign cutie?Caution - roadworks ahead.
Why a Dark Poet and not a Sunshine Scribbler?To learn all the ways of the Force (tm)
Who really messed up your life?Santa. No, I mean, Easter Bunny. No, I mean, Jesus. No, I mean, when I found out they weren't real. That messed me up.
Favorite smell or stinks like hell?Napalm. In the morning.
Beginning writer or lifer?Sentenced to life for crimes against poetry.
Does blood allure you or does it disturb you?It carries my oxygen.
There is no God, or God is you, or God will probably smite you for suggesting otherwise?The god within yourself is the only true god. --Gaahl
My heroes are:Leary and Lovecraft.
You should know this about me:My real name is not The Bard of Blasphemy
What's your Myers-Briggs Personality Type?I failed that test. Tried to cheat off the person next to me and got busted.
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