Random Facts About TheBardOfBlasphemy
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TheBardOfBlasphemy.
Leftwing Commie or Rightwing Nutjob? | Left... left... left, right, left... |
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Carrier of flower or carrier of seeds? | Smoke the first and plant the second. Then repeat from step one |
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Ancient as the bedrock or just starting to rock? | You're only as old as the boobs you feel. |
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What's your sign cutie? | Caution - roadworks ahead. |
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Why a Dark Poet and not a Sunshine Scribbler? | To learn all the ways of the Force (tm) |
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Who really messed up your life? | Santa. No, I mean, Easter Bunny. No, I mean, Jesus. No, I mean, when I found out they weren't real. That messed me up. |
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Favorite smell or stinks like hell? | Napalm. In the morning. |
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Beginning writer or lifer? | Sentenced to life for crimes against poetry. |
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Does blood allure you or does it disturb you? | It carries my oxygen. |
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There is no God, or God is you, or God will probably smite you for suggesting otherwise? | The god within yourself is the only true god. --Gaahl |
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My heroes are: | Leary and Lovecraft. |
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You should know this about me: | My real name is not The Bard of Blasphemy |
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What's your Myers-Briggs Personality Type? | I failed that test. Tried to cheat off the person next to me and got busted. |